| Oct. 17th, 2005 @ 02:38 pm (no subject) |
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What the fuck is up with girls watching Laguna Beach? Oh no, did Ryan kiss Jackie then did Jackie become a slut and kiss Kevin at the semi-formal and then did Kevin kiss Britney at the club while they were at the party that was off the chain and where Kristine wore a total slut outfit and walked around all pirssy and then got drunk and got taken away by an ambulance and the po-pos showed up and they took away Brian who supplied Kristine with the alcohol because she looked and acted 21 but is totally 16 and I totally would have done like, the same thing because like, I am so like, mature for like, my, like, age, like, that, like, I, like, am, like, always, like, mistaken, like, for, like, a, like, 20, like, year, like, old, like like like like like.
GOD DAMNIT SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I don't know what show is worse: Britney Spears' Chaotic or Laguna Beach. In one we have a ditzy blonde airhead that knows nothing about the real world (she believes Canada is overseas) and the male "lead" is a complete loser who was voted most likely to be seen on America's Most Wanted in high school (that's true). In the other show we have many ditzy blondes (most of them fake and you can tell) that know nothing about the real world (they believe the world revolves around them and their pathetic self-involved lives) and have some males in the show that will be on America's Most Wanted on cocaine charges. OK, so they are the same show except for the fact that one has more people. I guess by sheer numbers I hate Laguna Beach more.
Only MTV could produce such a corn-filled terd of a TV show. Dare I call it a TV show? Should I just call this reality show Paris Hilton on acid? I think I could but no one would understand. People watch this show for only God knows the reason and they not only enjoy it, but have PARTIES based around it. Listen morons, I know that people like me have parties for football, but you cannot gather around a TV screen and have three hours of comraderie because your team is winning or losing. You are cheering for some stupid ditz or some dumb jock who are all metrosexual twits. Sure, football has the same characters (cheerleaders and the players) but they are either dancing and jumping around scantily clad (cheerleaders) or injuring themselves in hopes of winning a simple game (the players) so it's a win-win for the fan. What the hell do you jackoffs get out of watching Laguna Beach? Maybe a moronic cliff hanger where Billy-Bo kissed Billy-Jo and Willy B.O. became irate at the charade of them acting like they were together when Billy-Jo was just merely trying to make Willy jealous.
Do you un-intellectuals watch this garbage because your lives are more pathetic than these and so therefore you try to escape your paltry day-to-day escapades with the unrealistic escapades of some rich teenagers that don't know how to do their own laundry let alone dress in the dark? Well, if you want to escape your realities this way then you can, but don't get on my case when I tell you that the show is wretched.
Now I am off to watch season one of Laguna Beach on DVD.
-Dan |
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